Showing posts with label Cult Hit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cult Hit. Show all posts

Saturday, April 4, 2020

“Freaked” Movie Review


    How do I even begin a review for a film like “Freaked”?  I can tell you a stumbled upon it as a child and watched it mostly due to the fact Alex Winter was in it (I was a huge “Bill & Ted” fan).  I was fascinated by the movie and felt a bit special because no other kid I knew had seen this hidden gem.  I felt a bit special, like I was the only person allowed to see this movie (I was a kid after all).
    The film follows former child star Ricky Coogin as he accepts a deal to endorse a chemical called Zygrot 24 which acts as a toxic fertilizer in South America.  Ricky and his friend Ernie travel down to South America to promote Zygrot 24 where they cross paths with environmentalist Julie and trick her into accompanying them to a freak show run by Elijah Skuggs.  Skuggs ends up capturing the three and uses the chemical Zygrot 24 to transfer the trio into freaks to be used in his freak show.
    It’s impossible to review this film without noting how bizarre the humor is on top of a ridiculously insane and over the top premise.  This is the kind of film that could never be made now within the studio system.  Perhaps this is what sets the film apart the most.  The humor certainly isn’t highbrow and often relies on it’s gross out factor, but it also has a charm behind it because you can sense the passion that went into it.  It reminds me a bit of a Troma film with a larger budget and more experienced cast.
    Alex Winter, who stars and co-directed the film, provides a great performance which is quite different than his role in the “Bill & Ted” franchise.  This was Winter’s last non-cameo role until 2013.  I am a big fan of Alex Winter and if you ever have the pleasure of meeting him (he does conventions from time to time), he is one of the nicest and most appreciative stars you will have the pleasure to see.  I remember meeting him along with my mom shortly before she passed away and he was so wonderful to her and myself.  It was refreshing to see a celebrity who enjoyed meeting his fans and didn’t seem jaded by appearing at a comic convention.
    The rest of the cast was also entertaining in their supporting roles.  Randy Quaid was delightfully chewing up every scene he was in.  Megan Ward was also great in this film and I really wish her career took off more.  I remember loving Mr. T’s role as the bearded lady a lot and I am still surprised he took the role.  The film also featured a little “Bill & Ted” reunion with co-stars Keanu Reeves and William Sadler also appearing in the movie (although Reeves is almost unrecognizable).  The only cast member I didn’t love was pretty much Michael Stoyanov of “Blossom” fame.  I found his  performance to be too annoying.
    The film wasn’t released theatrically (except in a handful of theaters) because the Fox executive who saw it thought the film was too weird to be successful.  The film also did receive poor test screening performances and mixed to poor reviews upon it’s release but has since become something of a cult classic.  It’s easy to see why some people hate this movie while others adore this film.  I feel like most dark comedies become rather divisive but with this film’s unique humor as well as it’s makeup and animation effects, this film is a cut above most other dark comedies.
    Ultimately I believe this film was actually a bit ahead of it’s time and I think a lot of the humor was lost on people at the time.  It was self aware and cheesy.  It’s certainly not everyone’s cup of tea and if you don’t enjoy self aware potty humor, this isn’t the movie for you.  If that sort of thing sounds interesting to you, I strongly advise you seek out the film “Freaked” and thank me later.

Grade: B

Saturday, March 30, 2019

"Hard Ticket to Hawaii" Movie Review


    Once again, the good people over at Mill Creek Entertainment were generous enough to provide me with review copies for the two Andy Sidaris films they are releasing on Blu-ray later this month.  The first film I chose to watch and review was “Hard Ticket to Hawaii”.
    To be perfectly honest, I wasn’t aware of this film before last year.  I happened to watch an old episode of Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst YouTube video and “Hard Ticket to Hawaii” was one of the movies featured on that video.
    The film stars former Playboy Playmates Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton as roommates Donna and Taryn.  Donna and Taryn work for a secret agency when they accidentally stumble in the middle of a drug deal while transporting a deadly snake that happens to escape.
    I did some research on this film after watching it and a lot of film buffs rank this as one of the best and most iconic B movies of all time.  It is easy to see why, the movie is so bizarre and over the top that it is often ridiculous.  One problem with films like this is that they are best watched in a group where you and your friends can roast the movie as you watch it, when I review movies, I typically watch them by myself or with my girlfriend.  It’s not the same experience.
    Director Andy Sidaris was famous for his explotation films and “Hard Ticket to Hawaii” is perhaps one of his most famous (and shameless) pieces of work.  How do I describe how over the top this movie is?  Well there is a scene where the two female leads discuss their work topless and in a jacuzzi.  I mean, who doesn’t do detective work topless in a jacuzzi?
    There is also a scene in which the two lead actresses plug Sidaris’ other films including “Seven” and “Malibu Express” by discussing their movie posters.  Even in the 80s, who collected Andy Sidaris movie posters?  It’s one thing to reference your other work in Easter eggs or fun little nods, but this was on a whole other level.
    Should we even discuss the snake?  Well, the snake isn’t just any snake, it’s a mutant snake and basically only shows up when it is convenient to the plot.  The snake also looks hilariously fake.
    The film feels more like something out of a tv show of the era like “The A-Team” or “Miami Vice” than an actual feature film.  I think this may be in part due to the film’s over reliance on establishing shots.  The funny thing is some of those shots are actually very beautiful which is in contrast to the low budget nature of the rest of the film.
    How do I even rate this movie?  It is an iconic B movie and there is something to get out of it from it’s sheer corniness.  How do you rate something considered so bad it’s good knowing it is still bad yet you get entertainment from it?  I keep going around in circles on this movie and the rating I should give it.  So I decided to adjust my grading scale a little because it’s my blog and I can cheat like that.

Grade: D

(Although in a group of film buffs who enjoy B movies, I would grade this film a solid B which seems fitting for this B movie gem).





Saturday, February 9, 2019

"Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle" Movie Review


    Around the time “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace” was set to come out, it seemed like the whole country was caught up in Star Wars fever.  It seems strange to say especially now if you didn’t grow up during the time, but it was like Star Wars brought people together in a way never before seen.  Everyone wanted to show their love and excitement for the new prequel and a lot of comedians did so by releasing loving parodies of the original trilogy.  One such filmmaker, Steve Oedekerk, did so with a short film entitled “Thumb Wars” (also known as “Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle”).  The short film aired on UPN a day before the release of the Star Wars prequel and I fell in love with it.
    I discovered this little gem by accident one day while flipping through the tv channels when I was a teenager.  This was a 20-30 minute special which spoofed the first Star Wars movie.  This film was family friendly and features somewhat juvenile humor.  The film literally features thumbs with faces scanned onto them as parody versions of the original Star Wars characters.  The short film is dumb humor but it’s the type of humor I adore.
    “Thumb Wars” paved the way for other spoofs featuring thumbs.  It was also the predecessor to the comedic film “Kung Pow! Enter the Fist”.  The work of Oedekerk tends to get panned by critics but it also tends to develop cult followings.  Even these ‘thumb universe’ short films have a loyal following.  Comedy is very subjective, so it remains one of the hardest subject matters to do a fair review of.  I mean, there are times I have to be in the mood to watch a comedy even if it’s one I love.
    I tend to gravitate towards abstract humor and comedy that appears dumb, but actually has more wit to it than it seems to on the surface.  That is why Mel Brooks has always been one of my favorite comedy writers.  He was a master at writing silly dialogue that actually had a lot of thought and references to literature and history put into it.
    Now, “Thumb Wars” isn’t on the level of a “History of the World: Part I” but it is silly and irrelevant and you know what, I am okay with that because it made me laugh.  “Thumb Wars” was made for a whole family to enjoy so the humor needed to be accessible to everyone.
    I am going to give this short film a grade, which I was on the fence about at first.  I figured maybe I couldn’t give the movie a ‘fair’ grade because it's impossible to grade a comedy fairly.  Then I thought about it and realized that all films are subjectively good or bad.  I have already put myself out there as a judge of cinema (aka cinema snob).  Look, even though I know this film is beyond silly, it still makes me laugh.  So maybe my grade will be unfair to some, but this short deserves a little more love so I am going to give it some.


Grade: B+