Showing posts with label Annabelle. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

“The Curse of La Llorona” Movie Review


    I really enjoy horror films based on actual events like “The Amityville Horror” and “The Conjuring”.  To me, regardless of how accurate they really are, even the hint of truth makes those horror films that much more terrifying.  To me, “The Conjuring” remains one of the best horror films of recent memory because it was based on the real case files of Ed and Lorraine Warren.  Seeing as the film was based on real life investigations of the Warrens, the possibility of a franchise based around their cases seemed very promising.  Flash forward six years later and two spin-offs have been released this year alone.  I recently watched one of those spin-offs, “The Curse of La Llorona” and will now share my thoughts on the film.
    The film focuses on case worker Anna Tate-Garcia as she is checking in on her client Patricia Alvarez who’s children have disappeared.  During the welfare check on her children, Patricia attacks Anna as she finds her children locked behind a door.  Patricia begs Anna not to open the door but Anna does so anyway as Patricia is arrested and her children are sent to a children’s shelter.  Anna’s actions have dangerous consequences however as ‘the weeping woman’ drowns Patricia’s children and then marks Anna’s kids as her next victims.  Now, Anna quickly learns that the paranormal is real and must enlist the help of former priest Rafael Olvera to protect her children from La Llorona.
    “The Curse of La Llorona” is based on a piece of Latin American folklore.  The story centers around a beautiful young woman who gets married and has children but despite her beauty, her husband cheats on her sending her into a rage in which she drowns her children.  Due to her horrific actions, she is forced to wander for eternity until she can find the bodies of her children.  The weeping woman in folklore drowns children in hopes that their bodies will end her suffering since she cannot find her children’s bodies.  Unlike “The Conjuring” and “Annabelle”, this movie is based solely on folklore.
    This film’s marketing was odd in the sense that it wasn’t officially marketed as a ‘Conjuring Universe’ film although the film was very clearly set within the franchise.  Tony Amendola reprises his role of Father Perez from “Annabelle” and the Annabelle doll herself makes a cameo appearance in this film.  Perhaps they were afraid this film would be received negatively which is odd considering the film was about on par with “The Nun”.
    Now you might be wondering why I haven’t already given you a sense of what a thought of the movie and there is a good reason for that.  Honestly, I felt the movie was rather bland.  The scares were few and far between and the story wasn’t quite engaging enough to make up for that.  Also knowing it is based on a folklore instead of (reputed) actual events takes a little something away from the film.
    This film suffers from much of the same pitfalls that befell “The Nun”.  Both films lack character development and the cinematography for both films is too darkly life.  Darkness does not, in itself, indicate spooky things, it just makes things hard to see for the audience.
    Ultimately the film isn’t terrible but falls very short of greatness.  It is the kind of film you will watch once and might enjoy but you probably won’t ever revisit.  The film had promise, but ‘the Conjuring Universe’ needs to do some course correcting sooner than later.

Grade: D+

Thursday, July 4, 2019

“Annabelle Comes Home” Movie Review


    The latest film in “The Conjuring” universe, “Annabelle Comes Home” recently hit theaters and having seen almost all the other films set in that horror universe, I knew I would have to end up watching this at some point or another so in the theaters was as good of time as any.  This movie comes on the heels of the sad news of Lorraine Warren’s passing.
    The latest story of the doll Annabelle takes places after the first film and it’s prequel as Ed and Lorraine Warren retrieve the doll and take it back to their house to contain the demonic presence that resides in Annabelle.  Once Annabelle is secure, Ed and Lorraine Warren take off to research another case so they leave their daughter with a babysitter until they get back in a few days.  When the babysitter invites a friend over who sneaks into the room Annabelle is being held and lets the doll out, all Hell literally breaks out and it’s up to the girls to contain Annabelle before they become her latest victims.
    I enjoyed “Annabelle Comes Home” but it had a bit of a ‘more of the same’ feel to it.  The film offers some scares and it is entertaining but also doesn’t add much to make the franchise feel fresh either.  For a franchise that is known for it’s scares, it sure plays it safe with it’s sequels. Perhaps this may be part of the reason one of the most popular tags for this film aside from ‘creepy’ is ‘boring’.  Most of the scares in this film were obvious jump scares and there wasn’t really enough of them scattered throughout for most horror fans.
    The film was a little frustrating to me because of it’s bait and switch marketing.  The film’s trailers showcased Ed and Lorraine Warren a great deal and it was advertised as a sort of Conjuring and Annabelle crossover.  As it turns out, it was not.  The Warrens basically served as bookends to the main story which makes sense since they are seemingly saving the Warrens for a proper “The Conjuring 3”.
    The film started Mckenna Grace as Judy Warren.  Grace did a very good job and her star is set to shine even more with a starring role in “Ghostbusters 2020”.  Madison Iseman plays Judy’s babysitter Mary and does a good job expressing terror as well.  As stated before, Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson return as Lorraine and Ed Warren and are among the highlights of the film.  To me though, the breakout star was Michael Cimino as Bob.  Cimino’s character nicknamed ‘Bobs got balls’ provided a great deal of the levity throughout the film.
    Horror screenwriter Gary Dauberman makes his directorial debut with this film.  Dauberman awkwardly framed some of his shots to foreshadow events in the film.  I also felt like the film was more worried about setting up otherworldly ghouls not to world build within the movie but to set up possible spinoffs.
    “Annabelle Comes Home” is a familiar horror film that checks off all the formulaic checkboxes and delivers an entertaining yet mostly forgettable film.  It’s become clear the Annabelle franchise needs to rest in peace or find a new direction.

Grade: B-