Wednesday, March 27, 2019

“Captain Marvel” Movie Review


    I saw “Captain Marvel” last week and I am only now getting around to writing my review of the film even though I am pretty sure everyone and their mother has seen the movie already.  A downside of having a regular job (in addition to running my own eBay store) is that free time isn’t something I have in abundance.  Having seen all the other Marvel Cinematic Universe films, I naturally had to check out “Captain Marvel”.
    To be absolutely honest, I wasn’t dying to see “Captain Marvel”.  The film looked decent but the trailer didn’t exactly ‘wow’ me.  I wanted to see the movie largely due to it tying into “Avengers: Endgame” to be completely honest (and I have a feeling a lot of people felt the same way).
    The film largely serves as a prequel to the bulk of the MCU (with the exception of “Captain America: The First Avenger”).  The film follows our hero Carol Danvers as she tries to regain her memories while serving as a member of the Kree military.  While on a mission fighting the shape shifting Skrulls, she is captured and the Skrulls manage to bring back memories she had of Earth while probing her mind.  After escaping, she lands back on Earth and must defend the planet from alien threats with the help of S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Nick Fury.
    If the concept of a human joining an intergalactic space force protecting the Earth seems familiar, well, it’s because that is basically the same premise as DC’s “Green Lantern”.  I love DC and Marvel (I am not a fan/nerd that picks a side) and while “Captain Marvel” is overall a better movie than “Green Lantern”, I couldn’t help but feel that DC took some of the wind out of Marvel’s sails by releasing “Green Lantern” first.
    Unlike almost all the other films in the MCU, “Captain Marvel” wasn’t able to escape the kind of controversy that normally plagues DC films.  The star of this film, Brie Larson, made several controversial comments before the film’s release which angered a large group of individuals.  It is not my job to pick a side on such issues, but I have to wonder how such comments might swing reviews in favor or against the film.
    All that being said, what did I think of the film?  Well, I thought it was okay.  Perhaps I am being too harsh on the film because it certainly wasn’t the worst of the MCU (that dishonor belongs to “Thor: The Dark World”) but it also didn’t reach the heights of films like “The Avengers” or “Iron Man”.
    “Captain Marvel” is filled with a slew of excellent performances from it’s supporting cast but the same can’t be said about it’s lead.  While I know Brie Larson can be very good in some roles, I found her to be wooden in most of her scenes and one of the worst parts of the film sadly.  Luckily for us, the supporting cast shines.  Samuel L. Jackson returns in de-aged form to showcase the origins of Nick Fury.  Jackson is both bad ass and hilarious in the movie.  The weight of the film is really carried on Jackson’s shoulders in my opinion.  Clark Gregg had a small role which provided the audience with an understanding of the trust and friendship Nick Fury and Agent Coulson had with each other.  Ben Mendelsohn was also a scene stealer throughout most of the movie.  As the leader of the Skrulls, Mendelsohn was a slimy and excellent foil to Captain Marvel and I can’t say anymore without going into spoilers (though I will say I found his accent a bit distracting while he was in Skrull form).  Lastly, I will say I expected a little more from Jude Law.  It felt a little like Law phoned this film in.
    We have to talk about the best part of the film now, Goose.  Goose, at least to me, was the clear star of the film.  My only complaint about Goose is that there should have been more of him.  Goose provided much of the levity the film had and I would love to see some sort of spin off featuring Goose.  I know Hulu has a bunch of animated Marvel shows in development, I would love to see Goose team up with Howard the Duck.
    The film managed to have a unique 90s action movie feel to it that I enjoyed.  The touches of nostalgia with references  to businesses like Blockbuster and Radio Shack also were nice touches.  Like most other Marvel movies, it is nice to see how this ties to the bigger picture of films.  One possible good or bad thing about the ending of this film is that it left a lot to be explored in sequels.
    So, “Captain Marvel” is far from the worst two and half hours you could spend watching a movie.  In fact, I can say most people will find something they enjoy about the movie.  It is also far from the game changer the studio was hoping for considering “Wonder Woman” already led the female empowerment charge a few years back.


Grade: B-

Thursday, March 21, 2019

“Slender Man” Movie Review


    So I assume that most of the people reading this movie review are probably aware of Slender Man.  For those unaware, Slender Man was a popular creepypasta about a creature resembling a man who lures children to him and they disappear afterwards.  The “legend” of Slender Man also creeped it’s way into real life when two young girls from Wisconsin stabbed a classmate of theirs and claimed it was on behalf of Slender Man.  The film isn’t about the real life event (thankfully) and instead focuses on the elements from the creepypasta story.
    Upon it’s release, the movie “Slender Man” was met with horrible reviews.  I know that movies like this often don’t get a fair shake from mainstream critics so I thought perhaps I might see something redeeming in this film that other critics could not.  Not only was the story of Slender Man a popular creepypasta, but it was also a successful video game.
    The movie “Slender Man” focuses on a group of young teenage girls who watch an online video which summons Slender Man and the girls soon find themselves trying their best to escape the clutches of Slender Man.
    The movie is far from a masterpiece but not the worst movie I have seen either.  While this might not sound like much of a compliment (and it isn’t), I think the critics were a bit harsh on the film.  While many aspects of the film failed, there were things that worked.  The film sets a good atmosphere and the design of Slender Man essentially sticks to the design created in the creepypasta.  Joey King was very good with the little she was given as well.
    Now for what I didn’t like about the movie.  I thought the pacing was off and caused the film to drag a lot.  I wish the editing was a little more focused as well.  Things just kind of quickly cut from frame to frame a bit jarringly.  On that note, it also appears as if several scenes were cut from the film for some reason because many scenes from the trailer were absent from the film.
    The makeup and computer animated images were not particularly well done but were passable.  The worst aspect of the movie is that it is boring.  You see a movie for escapism and this movie doesn’t help someone escape their 9-5 life.  It might have helped the film if it had a killer ending but the film really didn’t even have a bad ending, it essentially had a non ending which is a cardinal sin with me.
    So, “Slender Man” basically feels like what should have been a five minute short film stretched out way too long to make feature film length.  It is a bland film and ultimately not worth it’s running time.


Grade: D

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

The 2019 Next Level Blockbuster Award Nominees



Best Picture
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Panther
Bohemian Rhapsody
Creed II
Green Book
Isle of Dogs
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
A Star Is Born

Best Comedy Picture
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Blockers
Crazy Rich Asians
Deadpool 2
A Futile and Stupid Gesture

Best Action Picture
Aquaman
Black Panther
Bumblebee
Mission: Impossible- Fallout
Venom

Best Horror Picture
The First Purge
Halloween
The Nun
A Quiet Place
The Strangers: Prey At Night

Best Inspirational Picture
God Bless the Broken Road
I Can Only Imagine
March of the Penguins 2: The Next Step
Pick of the Litter
Unbroken: Path to Redemption

Best Drama Picture
Bohemian Rhapsody
Creed II
First Man
Green Book
A Star Is Born

Best Science Fiction Picture
Avengers: Infinity War
The Cloverfield Paradox
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Ready Player One
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Live Action Family Picture
Benji
Christopher Robin
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween
The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Paddington 2

Best Animated Family Picture
The Grinch
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
Incredibles 2
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

Best Digital or Direct to Video Picture
Bird Box
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
The Cloverfield Paradox
A Futile and Stupid Gesture
Roma

Best Actor
Christian Bale
Vice

Chadwick Boseman
Black Panther

Bradley Cooper
A Star Is Born

Robert Downey Jr.
Avengers: Infinity War

Ryan Gosling
First Man

Michael B. Jordan
Creed II

Rami Malek
Bohemian Rhapsody

Viggo Mortensen
Green Book

Ryan Reynolds
Deadpool 2

John David Washington
BlacKkKlansman

Best Actress
Yalitza Aparicio
Roma

Emily Blunt
A Quiet Place

Sandra Bullock
Bird Box

Jamie Lee Curtis
Halloween

Lady Gaga
A Star Is Born

Jennifer Lawrence
Red Sparrow

Evangeline Lilly
Ant-Man and the Wasp

Danielle Macdonald
Dumplin’

Tessa Thompson
Creed II

Constance Wu
Crazy Rich Asians

Best Supporting Actress
Jennifer Aniston
Dumplin’

Awkwafina
Crazy Rich Asians

Marina de Tavira
Roma

Cynthia Erivo
Bad Times at the El Royale

Claire Foy
First Man

Danai Gurira
Black Panther

Zoe Kazan
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Regina King
If Beale Street Could Talk

Lupita Nyong’o
Black Panther

Michelle Yeoh
Crazy Rich Asians

Best Supporting Actor
Mahershala Ali
Green Book

Josh Brolin
Avengers: Infinity War

Adam Driver
BlacKkKlansman

Donald Glover
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Woody Harrelson
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Tom Holland
Avengers: Infinity War

Michael B. Jordan
Black Panther

Tim Blake Nelson
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Sylvester Stallone
Creed II

Patrick Wilson
Aquaman

Best Ensemble
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Panther
Crazy Rich Asians
Mission: Impossible- Fallout

Best Director
Wes Anderson
Isle of Dogs

Steven Caple Jr.
Creed II

Damien Chazelle
First Man

Ryan Coogler
Black Panther

Bradley Cooper
A Star Is Born

Peter Farrelly
Green Book

Ron Howard
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Anthony and Joe Russo
Avengers: Infinity War

Bryan Singer
Bohemian Rhapsody

James Wan
Aquaman

Best Adapted Screenplay
Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely
Avengers: Infinity War

Ryan Coogler and Joe Robert Cole
Black Panther

Jonathan Kasdan and Lawrence Kasdan
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Phil Lord and Rodney Rothman
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Eric Roth, Bradley Cooper, and Will Fetters
A Star Is Born

Best Original Screenplay
Anthony McCarten
Bohemian Rhapsody

Nick Vallelonga, Brian Hayes Currie, and Peter Farrelly
Green Book

Wes Anderson
Isle of Dogs

Bryan Woods, Scott Beck, and John Krasinski
A Quiet Place

Aneesh Chaganty and Sev Ohanian
Searching

Best Original Music
Alan Silvestri
Avengers: Infinity War

Ludwig Göransson
Black Panther

Justin Hurwitz
First Man

Alexandre Desplat
Isle of Dogs

John Powell
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Original Song
“All the Stars” performed by Kendrick Lamar and SZA
from the motion picture “Black Panther”

“Pray for Me” performed by The Weekend and Kendrick Lamar
from the motion picture “Black Panther”

“Shallow” performed by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper
from the motion picture “A Star Is Born”

“Sunflower” performed by Post Malone and Swae Lee
from the motion picture “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”

“Venom” performed by Eminem
from the motion picture “Venom”

Best Production Design
Aquaman
Black Panther
First Man
Mute
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Cinematography
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Panther
First Man
Roma
A Star Is Born

Best Costume Design
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Bohemian Rhapsody
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best 3D Presentation
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Skyscraper
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Film Editing
Avengers: Infinity War
Bad Times at the El Royale
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
Black Panther
Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Sound Editing
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
Bohemian Rhapsody
Solo: A Star Wars Story
A Star Is Born

Best Sound Mixing
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
Bohemian Rhapsody
Solo: A Star Wars Story
A Star Is Born

Best Special Effects
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Ready Player One
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Makeup Effects
Avengers: Infinity War
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Deadpool 2
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Vice

Best Stunt Work
Black Panther
Deadpool 2
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Mission: Impossible- Fallout
Skyscraper

 Best Home Video Release
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes MVD Rewind Collection Blu-ray
Avengers: Infinity War 4K Blu-ray
Batman: The Complete Animated Series Deluxe Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
Deadpool 2 Super Duper $@%!#& Cut 4K Blu-ray
Fraggle Rock: The Complete Series Blu-ray Set
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 3D Blu-ray
Justice League 4K Blu-ray
Night of the Living Dead The Criterion Collection Blu-ray
Stranger Things Season 2 4K Blu-ray Set
Supergirl Warner Bros. Archieve Collection Blu-ray

Next Level Blockbuster Icon Award
Marlon Brando
Heath Ledger
Christopher Reeve
Gene Roddenberry
Orson Welles

Next Level Blockbuster Legacy Award
Ghostbusters
The Godfather
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Superman: The Movie